Holy smokes! 10 Ks over 7 innings? Decent start, dude. 74 strikes out of 108 pitches. I'm pretty sure that's impressive. And for a rookie at that.

Also, DeJesus and Papelbon are funny names.

Mom and I are defrosting my freezer. She started this morning. It is 9:30 p.m. and there's still a sizable slab over the element. I am a terrible terrible person.