Are you a Calgary homeowner? ahem

Do you like to spend money on fancy schmancy concrete?

Does Theoren Fleury totally rule, despite all the (FORMER) drugs, booze and trouble?

If you answered "yes" to all these questions, then you can get The Theo Fleury and his company to install/apply their magical concrete coatings to who knows what all. He'll even sign it! (If you ask before they seal it—see point 9.)

That's so cool.