1. The moustachioed banana gentleman would like to say hello.

2. Upon arriving home from that, a woman I met at this (just this morning) was exiting my building. What a mixed up day.

3. They're finally selling Stuart McLean's History of Canada (plus I Remember Wayne).

4. Oh, right, but speaking of that, I am pleased to report that Mr. Crombie has improved considerably since I saw him at Stratford. More significantly, Mr. Rooney (aka C.A. David Kaye, thank you very much) and Mr. Massicotte are still better.

5. Everything (in the sense of "a few things, specifically") always reminds me of this song.

6. The Internets say it's ok not to like them.

7. Happy birthday Mr. Kipprusoff.

8. If you don't read anything, Perfection Satisfaction Promise isn't nearly as creepy as expected. Just don't read anything, not even the sugar packets.