Ways to celebrate International Translation Day:

- if you work in my office, eat bilingual cake (yes, my job rules)

- consult some of our free publications

- mercilessly mock machine translation

- read both sets of information on your cereal box, medication, etc.

- repeat after me: "translators write; interpreters speak."

- read a page of the nearest dictionary, or at least some Engrish

Yes, any of that will do nicely. Good night.