So, back on that subject, I pulled out some of statements statements that seemed applicable to me:

ISTJ (how that Harry Potter monkey pirate whatever identified me)
Your primary goal in life is to be of service and do your job well.

ISFJ (how the Star Trek one identified me)
You're highly protective of your privacy and share yourself with others as a sign of love. Once comfortable, however, you are quite affectionate. You also desire steady and unstinting love in return

You respond well to politeness. You enjoy productive routine.

Your primary goal in life is helping people in real ways.

You thrive when you understand the rules and restrictions around you. Constant change causes you stress [no it doesn't], which you may try to deny until you explode [aw peas].

While you will show you are hurt [maybe], you are often reluctant to explain why [always], especially when you’re feeling off-balance [wuh?]. Friends and lovers need to be able to accept your occasional moodiness without taking it personally, waiting until you are ready to explain what's wrong. You will reward them with lifelong loyalty and support.

INTJ (how just about every other MBTI I've ever done has identified me)
You are somewhat contemptuous [not really] of those who don't pay attention to what you say and extremely [really] contemptuous of those who can’t do their jobs well.

Though you won't work against your fundamental principles, the current job before you can consume pretty much all other considerations.

You lead and follow equally well, as long as you believe that what you're doing will work. Perceived futility can make you shut down, and you will suffer intense feelings of failure if your end product is not "perfect."

All too often, the [il]logic of your strategy can be lost on others, so don’t resent it when asked to explain your actions.

Social skills may be your undoing, especially making small talk at parties or flirting with strangers. You feel everything very deeply, so you’ve learned to keep what you feel to yourself.

Beware answering someone's request for emotional support with advice and solutions.

INTP
You don't like clutter, but you're not always tidy. You hate it when other people see your messes or comment on them. And you don't like to be nagged, ever.

INFJ
Your primary goal in life is to follow through on your ideas and be faithful to your vision.

Your career must serve society, particularly those factions that need a champion. As you have a strong suspicion regarding the corruption of institutions, you need to believe not only in your own work, but in that of the company/institution your work for. You may simply have given up on trusting others and work by yourself (at least in your own mind).

And that'll be enough of that