A disclaimer: I thought I was just ripping off Madeleine L'Engle, but it turns out this is really from something called Patrick's Rune. No offence intended.

At San Jose in this fateful hour
I place Simon with his power,
And Yelle with his lightness,
And Oliwa with his fightness,
And Iginla with all the strength he hath,
And Kiprusoff with his rapid wrath,
And the wings with their swiftness along their path,
And The Doors with their aggression,
And the me with my obsession,
And Chris with his Clarkness,
All these I place
By Sutter's motivation, help and grace
Between my Flames and the powers of Sharkness.

Now, for that special bonus offer, any one who comes to watch the game with me tonight gets their own really cool thing that I haven't made yet. You'll love it though, I promise. It'll have flames on it. And I'd put money on there being felt and fabric paint involved.

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