Welcome, once again, to my kingdom of obsessive compulsions. This all began some weeks ago, and I think it might finally be done. Yeah. I have problems.

The Chorus of Chrises:

Bradley (Brisket) = Ryan Gosling
Davison (Topher) = Eddie Kaye Thomas
Drinkwater = Zachery Ty Brian
Hilton = Fred Weller (because Gwen said so, and Lindsay agreed)
Milne = Isaac Hanson
Neufeld = Joshua Jackson
Ogston = Haley Joel Osment
Poonwah = Wilmer Valderrama
Wilson (a girl) = Liza Weil

Calgary:

Main
AJ = Anna Dirksen (the Street Cents girl from way back)
Bjorn = Seth Green (and, circa high school)
James = Tobey Maguire
Jeff = Ryan Reynolds
Jo(anna) = Shannyn Sossamon
Jo(anne) = Julia Stiles
Kari = Claire Danes

Choir
Chad = Lee Norris (a.k.a. Stuart Lemke, a.k.a. Minkus)
Colin = Brad Rowe
Dale Beugin = Nathan West
Donald = Eddie Shin
Elena = Kelly Clarkson
Eva = Michelle Krusiec
James Reid = Ben Foster
Jenny = Lacey Chabert
Kailash = Parminder K. Nagra
Keebler = Kyle Cease
Megan Cherot = Reese Witherspoon
Megan McGuire = Emma Caulfield (perky, but ultimately evil)
Richard = Chris Klein
Sarah Bing = Charisma Carpenter

Drama Suite
Eliana = Christina Ricci ("caustic and short" – Jo)
Emily = Jodi Lyn O'Keefe
Leslie = Laura Prepon
Loraleigh = Zooey Deschanel
Mike Moller = Nicholas Brendon
Mitchell = Joseph Gordon Levitt
Monica = A.J. Langer
Nicole = Hannah Sung (slightly more geek, slightly less chic)
Sandra = Clea DuVall
Sean McCann = Kieran Culkin

Science Wing
Aubrey = Michelle Trachtenberg
Barbara = Mena Suvari
Catherine = Linda Cardellini (as Velma)
Christina = Rose McGowan
Christine = Eliza Dushku
Dave Cameron = Jason Behr
Dave Rassin = Kerr Smith
Elise = Jessica Alba
Forrest = Jason Schwartzman
Jamie = Frankie Muniz
Jana Dvorsky = Izabella Miko
Jessie = Liv Tyler
Jill = Jennifer Love Hewitt
Julie = Natasha Lyonne
Kari P-G = Busy Phillips
Lara = Amber Benson
Lindsay = Amy Smart
Marc = Devon Sawa
Mike Hons = Brendan Fehr
Mike Brougham = Peter Facinelli
Moti = Charlie Korsmo
Nick Fodor = Chris Owen
Nick Kaczmarek = Jake Gyllenhaal
Rachel = Devon Odessa (Sharon Cherski)
Raynna = Jaime Pressly
Sean Chow = Parry Shen or a Tiramisu
Stasha = Fairuza Balk
Ted = Ashton Kutcher
Tyler = Matthew Lillard
Will = Rider Strong
Zoe = Claire Forlani

Science Wing Periphery
Jana Drapal = Rachel Wilson
Junko = Keiko Agena
Kate = Chloë Sevigny
Nada = Mila Kunis
Ruth = Anne Hathaway
Stephanie = Alison Lohman

Other
Connor = Breckin Meyer
Cory = Simon Rex (only balder)
Dale Bilton = Huntley Ritter
Karen = Sanoe Lake
Kirk = Ethan Embry
Sarah Cudmore = Alyson Hannigan
Tad = Scott Vickaryous or bouncing squash ball

BBC
Angela = Shiri Appleby
Charlene = Tara Reid
Corene = Keri Russell
Jared = Paul Walker
John = Jared Padalecki
Julia = Mandy Moore
Kim = Kirsten Dunst
Matt = Freddie Prinze Jr.
Mickey = David Krumholtz
Tim = Chris Masterson

Edmonton:

The Laughing Place
Becky = Melanie Lynskey
Olga = Amanda Peet
Pam = Melissa Joan Hart

Navs
Chuck = Matthew Lawrence
Harry = Brent Spiner as Data
Jeff = Colin Hanks
Jen = Meredith Monroe (her mom = Catherine O'Hara, Martin = Elijah Wood)
Jodie = Thora Birch
Julia = Marla Sokoloff
Keith = Gabriel Mann
Melissa = Cara Pifko
Rachel = Gaby Hoffmann
Rob = Ben Savage
Ross = Thomas Ian Nicholas
Sara = Olivia Hack
Scott = Seann William Scott
Zeal = Macauley Culkin

Fac
Diandra = Rosario Dawson
Andrea = Alexis Bledel

Ottawa:

Adam = Jesse Bradford
Amy = Jen Hollett
Annie = Selma Blair
Chad = Kevin Fox
Drue = Lindsay Sloane
Frank = Glenn Howerton
Gwen = Liane Balaban
Ian = James Van Der Beek
Iain = Devon Gummersall
Irena = Carly Pope
James = Patrick Fugit
Jamie = Dave Rigalsk...I mean Adam Brody
Jonathan = Jason Biggs
Kristin = Katie Holmes
Laura = Elisabeth Moss
Laura Floyd = Kate Bosworth
Lindsay = Sarah Polley
Marcus = Jeremy Sisto
Mark = Justin Long
Mary = Sara Rue
Mike = Tom Welling
Nicole = Heather Matarazzo
Robin = Amanda Walsh
Simone = Natalie Portman
Tanya = Ali Larter
Terry = Danny Masterson
Tim = Giovanni Ribisi

Oh dear, I've started second guessing and re-assigning...AGAIN. This has gone way too far.

Next day

CRAP! I left out Carleton Nav people. Where am I going to find anyone as freakishly tall as Josh? I'm going to consult the WNBA.